Guess you've stumbled onto my digital abode. Go ahead, grab a seat and make yourself at home. Do you need anything?
Oh you want a coffee? Yeah, I don't have any of that lying around. Tea? I just ran out actually. Water? God, you're really demanding.
Hmm. You know what, could you actually sit on the floor. I know I said make yourself at home, but I just bought that couch and your pants don't look too clean... so if you could just shimmy over...that'd be great.